The Meeps are running
Riot again
A media-driven
Fear campaign
Has compelled them all
To panic buy
Petroleum
And the pumps have run dry
As when bog roll
Was out of stock
Because said Meeps
Greedily hoarded the lot
Now we can’t
Top up our tanks
Like we couldn’t wipe our bums
What possesses these planks?!
Swarming round the garages
Blocking up all the roads
Driving over roundabouts
Cussing each other, forgetting moral codes!
Turning up with cans
Lies, excuses a-plenty
Manipulating the worn out staff
Demanding they fill what’s empty
If only like Jesus
Turned water into wine
We could convert stupidity
Into premium unleaded, we’d be fine
Unfortunately
That’s impossible to do
So we’re forced to put up with
These bonkers buffoons
Who’ve been ‘fuelled’ by the press
(How ironic is that?!)
To go berserk
And stockpile gas
Now everyone’s supply
Is running dangerously low
You’re f**ked if you have
Somewhere to go
If the red light is on
And your car is running on fumes
You’ve got the Meeps to thank
For acting like loons
The country’s gone berserk
Common sense an ancient myth
Cheers to Boris and Co
For generating this
Cheers to the mainstream media
For ramping up the angst
Triggering the Meeps
Who in turn have attracted the armed forces, gee thanks
So now they’re gearing up
Mobilising to bring about ‘order’
We’ll be patrolled by the green berets
Who’ll ration gasoline going forward
It’s stinks of a cunning plan
To ultimately impose martial law
They threatened it during the lockdowns
Now we’re facing it once more
If the Meeps don’t flamin
Get a grip
And fight for FREEDOM
Over raising the level on their dipstick
Maybe the rest of us
Would stand a cat in hell’s chance
Of averting the descent
Into a dictatorship, for that’s the plan
Using the tactic
Of divide and rule
Spectacularly demonstrated
By these frenzied fools
The people are at war
With one another
“Every man for himself!”
“Bugger your sisters and brothers!”
It’s exactly what they want –
To grind us all down
Fracture our society
And the Meeps are the clowns
Gorging on the news
Bewitched by the propaganda
Blind as bats in their virtue-signalling masks
Heading straight towards Orwellian disaster.
Rachel Rhodes 